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Market => Rumor mill => Topic started by: MilkPurchaser on November 17, 2011, 03:27 pm

Title: Can't find milk
Post by: MilkPurchaser on November 17, 2011, 03:27 pm
I read that one can buy milk here.
I searched all the shop, but unable to find suppliers...
Title: Re: Can't find milk
Post by: gotmilk? on November 17, 2011, 04:01 pm
are you looking for unpasteurized milk? I think it would be a bad idea to sell that here, because the FDA takes that much more seriously than the DEA takes cocaine or heroin! I have read reports of raids at amish dairy farms selling milk that ended with the farmer's land being taken and million dollar fines.
Title: Re: Can't find milk
Post by: branflakes on November 17, 2011, 05:10 pm
I have a source for milk but unfortunately it's pretty expensive at $25 a gallon. Let me know if you're interested.
Title: Re: Can't find milk
Post by: mito on November 17, 2011, 05:50 pm
Quote from: MilkPurchaser on November 17, 2011, 03:27 pm
I read that one can buy milk here.
I searched all the shop, but unable to find suppliers...

Go straight to the source:  find a cow.
Title: Re: Can't find milk
Post by: rusty on November 17, 2011, 05:53 pm
I have some milk that I've used (through a very technical chemistry experiment) to make a more enjoyable batch of milk. I'm calling this batch, Chocolate Milk. You are definitely going to love this, so look for my listings soon. My gallons are all under $20, so it's a deal.
Title: Re: Can't find milk
Post by: dubdubbawobwob on November 17, 2011, 06:10 pm
I've actually just perfected an extraction, so the milk I'll be synthing soon will have a fat content of 8%+

That's over DOUBLE of normal whole milk you find on the market these days (~3% fat)
Title: Re: Can't find milk
Post by: Blaatz0r on November 17, 2011, 06:14 pm
you guys serious?
Title: Re: Can't find milk
Post by: gotmilk? on November 17, 2011, 06:33 pm
I actually am serious! the FDA did raid an amish farm earlier this year in an area near me, and he did end up with a million dollars in fines for selling "raw" milk. there is a movement here in PA trying to legalize it, but right now, you can face federal charges for transporting raw milk across state lines for human consumption.
Title: Re: Can't find milk
Post by: Variety Jones on November 17, 2011, 06:37 pm
You want milk? I can get you milk, believe me... there are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.

Hell, I can get you milk by 3 o'clock this afternoon
Title: Re: Can't find milk
Post by: mito on November 17, 2011, 06:38 pm
Quote from: Blaatz0r on November 17, 2011, 06:14 pm
you guys serious?

We're cereal...

Title: Re: Can't find milk
Post by: ProudCannabian on November 17, 2011, 07:25 pm
Offering, 5 samples of milk to get my sellers account going.
Only $16/gallon shipped internationally in tetra packs.
First three responses also get a free box of Fruit Loops.
Send me a PM for this out of escrow transaction.... I won't scam you!

 :P
Title: Re: Can't find milk
Post by: gotmilk? on November 17, 2011, 09:26 pm
I would be interested in a milk sample, and I am also looking for a sample of dihydrogen monoxide. I just cant seem to find any in solid form, and I don't know how it can be shipped unless it is.
Title: Re: Can't find milk
Post by: Limitless on November 17, 2011, 09:34 pm
does the milk have to come from a cow?  I have access to human milk if that's coo?
 :o
Title: Re: Can't find milk
Post by: b4b33 on November 17, 2011, 10:48 pm
I propose a ban on dihydrogen monoxide, seriously one of the most dangerous substances known to man.  Ban dihydrogen monoxide on SR!
Title: Re: Can't find milk
Post by: jerryskid on November 17, 2011, 10:49 pm
Quote from: mito on November 17, 2011, 06:38 pm
Quote from: Blaatz0r on November 17, 2011, 06:14 pm
you guys serious?

We're cereal...

i think you might have a southpark addiction issue? i'm ceral...